They say if you play rock 'n' roll music backwards you get devil music. If you play country music backwards, you get your wife, house and dog back.

Contract out work by going to different companies and the primary function of this contracted worker is to analyze conversations in team meetings and then break up the meeting with a blow horn once enough conversation has occurred.

Definitely endorsed by Master Yoda. "Size matters not, judge me by my size do you?" 
Target demographic: African American audience and retired porn stars.

Slogan: "When the cancer finally strikes, have one last smoke."

Structure and meetings similar to Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). Everyone must start the meeting by saying, "Hello, I'm Bob and I'm a Gagaholic." Unless your name isn't Bob, then you don't get to talk.

Don't actually Google "Overzealous Disciple" but become one today! Change your life and become a devout Disciple of Googlism and proselytize. Once you get a larger following, complete with religions such as Islam, Judaism and Christianity.

‎** Note: Googlists can have multiple internet wives to appease Mormons.
‎** Note: Acronym for Disciple Of Googlism is DOG which spelled backwards is GOD.
** Note: Dedicate your life to GOOG and get a month free of World of Warcraft!

Coffee that puts you to sleep. Never again will your boss ask you to fetch a cup of coffee. Also good for those who like the taste of coffee but don't want to stay up all night.

 Ping Pong Paddle. Protecting the meek one swing at a time.

• Again I looked, and behold, [I saw] a white cloud, and sitting on the cloud. One resembling a Son of Man, with a crown of gold on His head and a ping pong paddle in His hand - Revelation 14:14
• And the Ping Pong Paddle will be known as the Harbinger of Death; no longer does Death grip his cold deadly bone-like hands around the scythe but rather the Ping Pong Paddle.

Think of the money you'll save with this investment. Imagine, you are in the dog-house so you go to a drawer or closet and pop out some lovely flowers! All is forgiven! Now simply fold up the flowers and put them alway for storage. Comes in 4 different scents and varieties: Roses, Marigolds, Lillies and Wild Arrangement.

Register your puppy today and receive a complimentary dog kippah. Statistics show circumcised dogs have a higher IQ compared with non-circumcised dogs. Also circumcised dogs acquire more over 10 times the number of bones in comparison with his uncut counterpart. And just remember, not all dogs go to heaven.